SCP-933

Item #: SCP-933

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-933 is to be kept in a standard containment locker, the key for which is currently held by Dr. ██████. A video camera trained on the object at all times is to be positioned in the research area, and personnel are to avoid approaching it for testing.

Description: SCP-933 appears to be a short length of string attached to a dog, approximately 3m long. Neither end of the object is visible. It appears to respond to verbal commands (including two instances in which the object uttered one word for 10 consecutive minutes).

When SCP-933 moves, it does so with great precision, traveling along the ground at speeds up to 15km/h before stopping. Its movement has been observed to closely resemble the movements of a dog when on command. When not moving, it hangs limply in place.

SCP-933 was recovered from an abandoned farmhouse in ████████, England after reports of a "psychic dog" had been passed along local police departments by one [REDACTED], who had received them from [REDACTED].

MTF Beta-7 ("Psychonauts") has been assigned to investigate and test SCP-933. Exposure to any object related to domestic pets (especially dogs) has demonstrated that SCP-933 will respond accordingly. This response differs for each individual.

Interview 933-2: Written by Dr. ████████

Dated: ██/██/20██

[Dr. ████████ is sitting at a table with a notebook and pen.]

Dr. ███████n: Hello? Yes, this is Dr. ████████ at Site ██. We've just recovered your package and I'd like to speak with you about it. … Alright, so what's your name?

[Silence.]

Dr. ███████n: Um… Okay, uh… can you hear me? Are you there? Shit, we're gonna have to start over again… Okay, hello? Hello?! Hello?! SCP-933… Hello? HELLO!? SCP 933!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[Long pause.]

Dr. ███████n: Hello? Can you hear me now? You are there aren't you? Well… alright then… good, I guess! So can you tell me what your name is? I'm trying my best here! Oh well damnit… maybe later then! … What do they give first time volunteers out at psychona… eh.. eh.. eh.. eh.. eh.. eh…. SHIT!! I ALREADY SAID THAT!!! No sense getting yelled at twice! Fuck! … Ugh… I despise this job sometimes… well let's get back to it then! Right uh… can you tell me what color your eyes are? … Oh yeah and what breed are you? And why were you being used for this experiment again? … Alright, don't want to press my luck just yet either so what else do you know about yourself? Toys? Pets? Bedtime stories or whatever else children normally know about themselves etcetera etcetera etcetera etceteriadioetceteriaaaaaaaa!!!!'s sorry 'bout that will it be fine I'll stop yelling look into the camera or something see if we can get this interview thing going again alright here we go try again yes… yes?! Can you hear me now!? Good boy! Ok so what would happen if we gave commands and wanted you to move closer towards the location where we wanted you without actually moving closer towards that location! … That's not bad! Look on paper please! Thank god! Good boy keep doing that ok good boy oh wait sorry I forgot he doesn't have any salivary glands left so yes please chew on this piece of paper for me darlin' please keep doing that thank you very much nice doggie yes darlin lets take a break while he chews on something ok thankiwoulllllllllbebackthankyouverymuchawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sssssssssssssssssssooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomaaaaanmmmmmmmwoooolaaaaaaa yoowwoooaaaahdenngggghheeelllpppppiiiiiinnnngggooofffffffffffffffffttttttfffffffffffoooooorrrreeeemmminnddleeeeeerrrooooooooooupooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuusssskkkkkskkkkk yqqqqqqwerroroorrrreemmmyyayyyyyyooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyoowwowverygoodboysgotdamndogreadyfordogsleftgoothemokillitstheydonotwanttomakeitbetterwearethemfuckingscrewletstheybesooldtheydontknowwhattodoandanywaythatwhatsreallyhardtounderstandsoletmejustplaywithhimokaynotherewegoyesheiswhatthefuckimannnnnggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhaahhhaohhohohohohohohhnooooooohahhahahahhahaohhohohoigoddamnitsnotworkingpleasehelpmeIamgoingtobreakthisthingintoyoussthankyougodyaaaaaaaahhhooooooooooooooohhohoohoohoohoohooooowhoowwowwowwowwowwoowowowwowwowoowwoowwoowwoowwoowwowwowwoowwoooowoooyyyooyyyyyooyyyyyooyyyyyooyyyyyooyyyyooyyyyooyyyyooyyyyooyyyyooryyooryooooyyyooryoooryoooryoooryoooryooooooonyoooryooryooryooryooryooryooryooryooryooryooooooooooooooooyyoooooooooooooooooomwnmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooandyarnnggghhhhhhhhhhhuuuuucccccccccccoollopuppuppuppuppuppuppuppuppuppuppuppuppuppuppupppuupppuupppuupppuupppuupppuupppuupppuupppuupppuuppjjjmunghggghgmmmppaighhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahhHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAFAAF

Addendum 933-1: Interview 933-2 has been recorded and is available for viewing in the Project Archivist. The quote attributed to SCP-933 was originally reported as being "No sense getting yelled at twice" but it has since been discovered that the quote is actually "No sense getting yelled at twice, again". This was confirmed when a transcript was discovered of an interview with SCP-933\'s former handler in which she is much more upset at the interviewer than SCP-933. A link to the interview can be found below.